The Furry Beasties weigh in at approximately 225 pounds or 102 kilograms combined. Currently, they are conveniently located between the area where I am prepping dinner and the area where I am cooking dinner. It is possible to pass between them. Barely. Coincidence?
Listen, don’t be fooled by this innocent face.
It may be Diana’s idea. She is the mischievous one and clearly, she does not trust herself to look me in the eye.
Still, if Diana were to casually stretch out her paw, and I were to trip over that outstretched paw? There would be two Furry Beasties partaking in the feast. Sunday roast for Furry Beasties and cereal for the Non-Furries in the family.
Furry Beasties, I am on to you!