Furry Beastie Conspiracy

Conspiracy

The Furry Beasties weigh in at approximately 225 pounds or 102 kilograms combined. Currently, they are conveniently located between the area where I am prepping dinner and the area where I am cooking dinner.  It is possible to pass between them.  Barely.  Coincidence?

Listen, don’t be fooled by this innocent face.

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It may be Diana’s idea.  She is the mischievous one and clearly, she does not trust herself to look me in the eye.

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Still, if Diana were to casually stretch out her paw, and  I were to trip over that outstretched paw?  There would be two Furry Beasties partaking in the feast.  Sunday roast for Furry Beasties and cereal for the Non-Furries in the family.

Furry Beasties, I am on to you!